Bump Watcher Gifts

NO Vacancy: "Damn thing hasn't stopped flashing since I booked in!"

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Squirrel on the beach

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

"Help!"

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

Your dream home

'Mother of all clogs' - Plumbers at the beach.

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

"I need another week."

"You notice nobody gives a damn about beached minnows."

A surf lifesavers' joke.

Tsunami Selfie

Big Wave

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.