Bump Appreciator Gifts

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Caterpillar Portrait

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Teddy Time Bears

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Camel'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Spring Damage.

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears