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Hedgehogs revenge.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Ivan Turgenev

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

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Tiger Costume

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"This sense of remorse... should I be concerned?"

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'The first step was admitting I didn't really have a problem.'

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

'Schizophrenia! Schizophrenia! What the bloody hell makes you think I've got schizophrenia?'

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'