Bullying Theme Explorer Mugs

Hedgehogs revenge.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Ivan Turgenev

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

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Tiger Costume

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

"This sense of remorse... should I be concerned?"

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."

'The first step was admitting I didn't really have a problem.'

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

'Schizophrenia! Schizophrenia! What the bloody hell makes you think I've got schizophrenia?'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."