Bully Buster Pillows

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"His friend got beaten up at school so he's applying to join NATO."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Flies up the ante!

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

Office of the PR of the United States

Santa Claws...

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Killing Santa

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Cut Your Bills In Half.

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."