Bullet Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of humor and wisdom to any space with pillows that reflect the bullet philosopher’s clever perspective. Cozy, witty, and thought-provoking, these pillows are a wonderful gift.

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"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets." mockup

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it! mockup

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!' mockup

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes." mockup

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

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Ban on Free Speech

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Historical memory is on life support. mockup

Historical memory is on life support.

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"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow." mockup

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful." mockup

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!' mockup

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

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Voltaire

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'You can just forget about the cake.' mockup

'You can just forget about the cake.'

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"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything." mockup

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail. mockup

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

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"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"So, what did you do at charter school today?" mockup

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

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What's normal?

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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'I don't remember predetermining THAT!' mockup

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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Bullet Philosopher Pillows Collection

Bullet Philosopher Mugs

Looking for more witty and insightful gifts? Explore our collection of mugs designed for the clever bullet philosopher—perfect for daily inspiration and laughter.

Bullet Philosopher Prints

Discover art prints that showcase insightful humor and quick wit—great for inspiring reflection and adding personality to any space.

Bullet Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring the bullet philosopher's quick wit and sharp humor. Ideal for making a thought-provoking statement wherever you go.