Bull And Bear Wrangler Pillows

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

New Guy.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

The First Day Back

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Nanny with children on leash

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'