Bulge Booster Gifts

"Just a few pumps more...!"

The Vineyard

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Champagne Bubble

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

Advanced Password Hint

The housing market begins to deflate.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Zap Energy Drinks!

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

'Lucy just flew in from Adland.'

Now...what was I doing

Cut down your own tree.

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

'You'll become a much better salesman because this little fellow will give you more self-confidence on price negotiations with aggressive purchase managers!'

Euro rabbits.

These multi vitamins will give me unbounding energy and vitality...

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

'Re-boot?'

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'Momma, we elected you as honorable member of our club. You're in charge of eats and drinks.'

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."

Economic bubble

Beauty Salon - Husband says to wife, 'Look, anything will be an improvement!'

'I like my extra bold Rain Forest-friendly dark roast with a can of industrial strength chemical energy drink.'