Bulge Booster T-Shirts

"Just a few pumps more...!"

The Vineyard

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Champagne Bubble

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

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The housing market begins to deflate.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Now...what was I doing

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

Cut down your own tree.

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

'You'll become a much better salesman because this little fellow will give you more self-confidence on price negotiations with aggressive purchase managers!'

These multi vitamins will give me unbounding energy and vitality...

'Re-boot?'

Euro rabbits.

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'Momma, we elected you as honorable member of our club. You're in charge of eats and drinks.'

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

Beauty Salon - Husband says to wife, 'Look, anything will be an improvement!'

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."

Economic bubble

Elephant reads book: 'How to improve your memory.'

'I like my extra bold Rain Forest-friendly dark roast with a can of industrial strength chemical energy drink.'