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Planting a Flag on the Summit

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'Anything else need tying up?'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Woman on Top

"Because we're jerks."

"Trees take years to grow son, so planting trees is "paying forward" towards future beaver generations..."

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

"Virtual gardener."

'Spinach: The Prequel'

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

'A few over here, please.'

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

Broad Beans and Jelly Beans

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.

"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

Man stood on a Crocodile.

Watermelon Sharks