Bulb Planter Gifts

I'm looking for a job?

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Award Winning Gardener

The Music Seed

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'Anything else need tying up?'

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"Because we're jerks."

Woman on Top

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"Trees take years to grow son, so planting trees is "paying forward" towards future beaver generations..."

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

"Virtual gardener."

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

'A few over here, please.'

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

Broad Beans and Jelly Beans

"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"

Man stood on a Crocodile.

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'