Building Bricoleur Gifts

House for sale - some assembly required.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Werewolves of London..."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Do it yourself books.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Gracie's baby toys.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Building Sandcastles.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'