Building A New Garden Shed Mugs

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Watering Flowers

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

A cock up of builders

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Grow damn you!

"I'll race you to the top."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

How to Build a Bungalow

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Ovalifolium Longifora

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'Well, they were the low bidders.'

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."