Garden Shed Guru Mugs

"We need to move quickly - there could be an avalanche any second."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening#2

Tree Passion

Giant slug attacks a city

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Positively Petersham

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD