Garden Shed Enthusiast Mugs

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Beginning Yarder.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Grow damn you!

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."