'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
Building A New Garden Shed Gifts
Looking for a gift to commemorate the exciting project of building a new garden shed? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that honor this rewarding life event, ideal for garden lovers, DIY enthusiasts, or anyone proud of their hard work transforming outdoor space.
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.
Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.
"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."
"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."
"The new house is almost ready!"
Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...
Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.
Watering Flowers
"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."
'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'
A cock up of builders
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'
"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."
'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'
"I'll race you to the top."
Apparently summer's going to start next month.
Grow damn you!
How to Build a Bungalow
"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."
'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'
Ovalifolium Longifora
The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV
'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'
'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'
"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"
'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'
'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'
'Well, they were the low bidders.'
Building A New Garden Shed Gifts Collection
Building A New Garden Shed Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and personal mugs dedicated to celebrating garden shed building projects. Find a perfect gift to start your morning with a smile.
Building A New Garden Shed Pillows
Comfort meets celebration with pillows designed for garden aficionados. Style your space with a thoughtful nod to your building adventure.
Building A New Garden Shed Prints
Decorate your home or shed with prints that commemorate your gardening milestone. Stylish, witty, and perfect for any proud builder.
Building A New Garden Shed T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts that showcase pride in building a new garden shed. Ideal for DIY enthusiasts and outdoor lovers alike.