Building A Kitchen Nook T-Shirts

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Too much cilantro

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Salt and Pepper

The Perfect Foil

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Book Me!

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Entertainment systems

Cooking

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'You made me jump.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"