Building A Kitchen Nook Pillows

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Too much cilantro

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Salt and Pepper

The Perfect Foil

Book Me!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'You made me jump.'

Entertainment systems

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Cooking

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"