Builder By Day,juror By Night Gifts

"As Foreman of the jury, I'm calling my lads out."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Rocking horse

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Court's in recess!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"First snowman?"

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Building giant sand pies.

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Justice 4 Ron

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Two lawyers in a royal court