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"We've decided to add forty floors."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Non Thought For The Day.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Sold his air rights."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

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