Build Big Visionary Gifts

"We've decided to add forty floors."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Non Thought For The Day.

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Sold his air rights."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Start up

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."