Build And Play Pillows

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Painting by the numbers for adults

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'She's just great with the children.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'He's maturing early.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'