Bugging Out Pillows

I've only been a doctor for 15 minutes, but, ok, Mrs. Rhinewald, I'm gonna give it to you straight. You've only got 24 hours to live - but then, we're mayflies - we all have only 24 hours to live...

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Look, a bug!"

'I found the termites!'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Where was I?

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Praying Mantis.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"I think we could work very well together."

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Zika Epidemic

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Turn down the bass."

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

2Recalculating..."

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Exploring in the countryside.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'The computer's down again.'

Cut out and keep your own IT expert.