Bugging Out Mugs

I've only been a doctor for 15 minutes, but, ok, Mrs. Rhinewald, I'm gonna give it to you straight. You've only got 24 hours to live - but then, we're mayflies - we all have only 24 hours to live...

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Look, a bug!"

'I found the termites!'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Where was I?

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Praying Mantis.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I think we could work very well together."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Judge chasing fly with gavel.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

"Turn down the bass."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Zika Epidemic

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

2Recalculating..."

Cut out and keep your own IT expert.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'The computer's down again.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Exploring in the countryside.