Quirky Troubleshooters Mugs

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Camera not working."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Nurse, hitting the top and yelling 'work, you piece of crap!' doesn't even help with computers. It helps even less with patients."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"I think I found the phone."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Tech-Support

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'You have got a computer worm!'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'Hello? Is this Tech Support? I think my tablets might be broken. . .'

Computer technicians with too little training.

'Great, now this phone is dead too! Does anybody here have a phone that works?!'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #1

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."