Bug Spray Aficionado Gifts

"I always end up being attracted to the ones who wear cheap insect repellent."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Man using to much bug spray

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Exciting potato bugs.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

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