Bug Buffe T-Shirts

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Pirate

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bumble Bee

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Baking

'Can I have flies with that'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Somewhere in France

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Bees v Wasps

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Happy Tots Day Care.

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'D'you have any salt?'