Bug Buffe Pillows

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Pirate

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Bumble Bee

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Baking

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Somewhere in France

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'D'you have any salt?'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Egg Buggy