Buggy Buff Pillows

Egg Buggy

The Vineyard

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Welcome Spring.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bumble Bee

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Champagne Bubble

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Bees v Wasps

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Santa CGI Effect

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'D'you have any salt?'

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Vacant possession.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"