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Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Insect extinction

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Bees v Wasps

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'D'you have any salt?'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Flies up the ante!

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

At a pine beetle concert.

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