Budgeting Wizard Gifts

"I'm just saying, maybe you should have gone for the more expensive hearing aids!"

'There's light at the end of the tunnel.'

"Pie charts cost too much. So I ordered tart charts."

"I can't afford this plan either. Do I need to remind you again that I'm just a small businessman?"

'My kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'

'Just think of Maths as the App to help run the program called 'Balancing a Budget'.'

'Looks like we'll bring your project in under budget. We were able to do it by not paying you.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

I'd like to borrow enough money so that I'll be completely out of debt!

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

'The superintendent is saving money by training driver's ed students in school buses.'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

In the Era of Reduced Expectations

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

"Our hospital is dedicated to cost transparency for our patients. I think you'll find our prices are so transparent you can't even see them."

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Electric Bill

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

'She won't budge on the allowance, but she did present me an 800 page handbook detailing the perks.'

'Our family budget is a system of checks and bounces.'

Company Awards - "The innovation Award goes to Henderson for living within his salary."

"Well, the good news is that it'll only cost your arm this year."

'We've just sent the boy to university. It was cheaper than the train.'

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

'I've found a way to save a bundle on this project -- we can recycle 98 percent of the chimp DNA!'

"I just slammed into your debt ceiling."

'Due to the economy, the Christmas parade's been cancelled so we're going downtown to watch the unemployment line.'

Bank Statement - Lock up your wife.

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."