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"I'm just saying, maybe you should have gone for the more expensive hearing aids!"

'There's light at the end of the tunnel.'

"Pie charts cost too much. So I ordered tart charts."

"I can't afford this plan either. Do I need to remind you again that I'm just a small businessman?"

'My kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'

'Looks like we'll bring your project in under budget. We were able to do it by not paying you.'

'Just think of Maths as the App to help run the program called 'Balancing a Budget'.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

I'd like to borrow enough money so that I'll be completely out of debt!

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

'The superintendent is saving money by training driver's ed students in school buses.'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

"Our hospital is dedicated to cost transparency for our patients. I think you'll find our prices are so transparent you can't even see them."

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

In the Era of Reduced Expectations

'We've just sent the boy to university. It was cheaper than the train.'

"Well, the good news is that it'll only cost your arm this year."

Company Awards - "The innovation Award goes to Henderson for living within his salary."

'Our family budget is a system of checks and bounces.'

'She won't budge on the allowance, but she did present me an 800 page handbook detailing the perks.'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Electric Bill

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

Bank Statement - Lock up your wife.

'Due to the economy, the Christmas parade's been cancelled so we're going downtown to watch the unemployment line.'

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

"Quickly honey, gas up before the price rises again."

"Your shopping carts really should be getting mileage. This one is costing me about $30 per aisle!"

"i used to bite my fingernails but now I eat them."

'I've found a way to save a bundle on this project -- we can recycle 98 percent of the chimp DNA!'