Budget Sipper Gifts

'It's a remarkably accessible wine - £2.99 a bottle from Lidl.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great wines for under $5.00 a bottle.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Running Latte

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

A very fine vintage

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

The youth shows responsibility!

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

New for Fall

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

Bach Doubles

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

Scariest Tactics

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade