'I know it's not finished. You made me promise to stay within the the estimate I gave you.'
Budget-savvy Sharpshooters Gifts
Looking for gifts for your budget-conscious sharpshooter? Our collection offers clever, cost-effective options that charm and amuse. Whether they love targeting their goals or just enjoy a good shot, find something that hits the mark without breaking the bank. These thoughtfully crafted items combine humor and practicality, making them ideal for anyone who appreciates precision, savings, and a little fun. From quirky mugs to inspiring prints, discover perfect presents that honor their sharp eye and savvy style.
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
Big Hank's shooting gallery.
'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'
'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'
A hunter hitting his first bird.
Gas Bill
The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty
"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."
Voodoo Darts. . .
Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.
"This new guy's really good!"
Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting
'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)
'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'
"It's opening day."
A group of hunters.
Shooting in Ireland
Archery.
"Neither one of us wants any trouble."
Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.
'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'
"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."
"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"
Unable to afford his annual hunting trip Ed makes due with a little backyard fun.
Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'
"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"
'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'
Shooting
'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'
Shoot your own apples
Skeet Shooting Academy. congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats ...
'I'd sort of like to simplify my life myself, but I resent the government doing it!'
"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."
'Because of my osteoporosis, my days of shooting from the hip are numbered.'
Budget-savvy Sharpshooters Gifts Collection
Budget-savvy Sharpshooters Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for budget-savvy sharpshooters who love a good laugh with their morning brew.
Budget-savvy Sharpshooters Pillows
Find humorous pillows designed for those with a keen eye and a sense of humor, adding personality and comfort to any space.
Budget-savvy Sharpshooters Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints for sharp-sighted savers. Perfect for showcasing their focus and humor in any room.
Budget-savvy Sharpshooters T-Shirts
Discover fun and clever t-shirts for sharpshooters who appreciate humor and precision in their everyday wardrobe.