Budget-savvy Sharpshooters Mugs

'I know it's not finished. You made me promise to stay within the the estimate I gave you.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Gas Bill

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"This new guy's really good!"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

A group of hunters.

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

"It's opening day."

Shooting in Ireland

Archery.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Unable to afford his annual hunting trip Ed makes due with a little backyard fun.

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

Shoot your own apples

Shooting

'I'd sort of like to simplify my life myself, but I resent the government doing it!'

"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."

'Because of my osteoporosis, my days of shooting from the hip are numbered.'

'I live on a fixed income and if I ever get my hands on the repairman...'