Budget-savvy Engineers Prints

3-D TV kit.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

"Budget cuts mean that we've had to sell the atomic force microscope."

Your last chance to afford petrol.

"Ninety-nine dollars, plus closing costs and gratuity."

"Back so soon?"

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

Bill Er Indoors.

"I don't need a second opinion, but I'm going to shop around for a better price."

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."

Ed on the price of gas