Budget-savvy Planners Prints

'Why pay big bucks for a DJ or band for our wedding reception, when Erwin here will play his favurite polka hits on his accordian for some beer?'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Keep the econoimy moving

'It's a relatively simple operation...first, we take out your wallet...'

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'

Family Budgets

'You got sticky notes.'

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'Lester, were you just trying to save a few bucks by using toilet paper in the fax machine, or does this mean we've been using thermal fax paper in the john for the past six months?'

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

'Due to budget cutbacks on the picnic committee, I've downgraded the foie gras from triple A to AA+.'

'Today's your birthday? Then add a birthday cake to my grocery list and run an errand during lunch to the florist for flowers under $10.00.'

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

Wedding pictures.

Exploding Piggy Bank

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

'But the most creative bit of the agency is, of course, the Accounts Department!' Advertising executive addressing a group of art students.