Cost-conscious Planner Prints

I tell you JB, it would cost us more than we can afford

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

A wiser and a better man

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

Sam's Nation Building

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

January Sales

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

Wedding pictures.

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"