Budget Health Warrior Pillows

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Hot Pie Therapy

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Exercising

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'What are you eating now?'

Burnout Syndrome...

Vaccine

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'