Budget-conscious Reader Pillows

'The book will probably last you longer than the library.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

January Sales

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

Basic Shelter.

Wine Prices

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

"It was all we could afford in the end."