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'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Financial Eyesight

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

Sam's Nation Building

Pollution and money

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Very sad piggy bank

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

'What do I get for £1?'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"Why are you typing your own letters?"

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'Uncle, we need to up our prices, sand is getting scarce.'

"I resent having to pay for my parents 'baby boomer' pensions, pensions that I'll never be able to afford."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."