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There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Mozart on a computer,

'Man, times have changed.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Occupational Hazards.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

DIY marriage counseling.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"I compose using post it notes!"

The spend is high

Computer Music

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

Hacksaw Violin.

I get my ideas on sale...

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Requiem