Budget-friendly Innovator T-Shirts

I started this business on a shoestring.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"We only got six days of funding."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Sea weed harvest.

Solar Plant

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'Styrofoam.'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

I get my ideas on sale...

Tree with Drain Pipe

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Organic Soldering.

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."