Budget Casanova Pillows

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A masked man serenading

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

'Good news I'm ten percent under budget.'

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

Number 2 in a series of unlikely events: "There's more money in the budget than we know what to do with so you don't need to ask me every time you just need to spend a few hundred quid."

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

"I've been working on the household budget."