Budget Bride Pillows

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

Budget cure

Stay at home

Where Mom used to take you.

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"

Valentine's day skinflint.

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Will you marry me in a low-cost ceremony in which we get your friends to make the cake and do the flowers?"

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

The cheap skate - 'Separate checks, please.'

'I'm not trying to be romantic. I've had my electricity cut off.'

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

"That's the thing about online dating - it's addictive."

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"Thats where the party budget ran out."

'Mr. President, the Post Office is going broke because the poor can't afford to buy postage.'-'No problem - we'll just issue them STAMP stamps!

'Cecil takes me to the museum every Saturday.' - 'What's he studying, economy?'

First dates are the worst. You get all dolled up - and for what?

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

'Sorry son, no pocket money. I've only a minimum wage.'

"Be honest, you only brought me here to save the cost of hiring outfits for our wedding tomorrow!"

"Are you quite sure Barbara's receptive to an inexpensive wedding?"

Budget Toupee

'Oh, these? These are my recession chinos.'

The Euro Store. Formerly, the Dollar Store.