Budget Airline Survivor Pillows

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'He must be going economy!'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Expensive greeting cards.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

World's cheapest car

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Airline Mergers.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.