Budding Cyclists Gifts

"What's wrong with my bike, Papi?"

You had me at vintage.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"She's all over YouTube."

French Early Bird

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Cyclist Flamingoes

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Hell's Allotment Holders.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

The Toilet Bike.

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Kids playing football

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

Ladies in Lycra

The Bikings

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'He's the long shot!'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

COWS: Cow stablizers

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

'Caution this hill is dangerous.'

Tour de Fran's

Monkey on Bike

Emergency Room: 'She can't get her bike shorts off!'