Budding Cyclists Gifts

"What's wrong with my bike, Papi?"

You had me at vintage.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"She's all over YouTube."

French Early Bird

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Cyclist Flamingoes

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

The Toilet Bike.

Kids playing football

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

Ladies in Lycra

The Bikings

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'He's the long shot!'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

COWS: Cow stablizers

Monkey on Bike

Tour de Fran's

'Caution this hill is dangerous.'

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Emergency Room: 'She can't get her bike shorts off!'

String Quartet on a tandem