Budding Bookworm T-Shirts

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Edgar Allen Poe

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Honoré de Balzac

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'