Buddhist Humorist Gifts

"I just thought of the funniest path to enlightenment."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Zen Master Huineng

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."