Buddhist Humorist Prints

"I just thought of the funniest path to enlightenment."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

It is true, we make our art in the sand, and then it is wiped clean to reflect the impermanence of life. Zen kitties. Litter.

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Zen Master Huineng

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Yoga classes door.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Guru.